The Battle of Shallowford  

A Comedy by Ed Simpson
8M/1W.  One interior.

Kaye Kuter as Mr. Roy, David Hunt Stafford as Burton, and Daniel Lesley as Clunette in the Theatre Forty LA production of The Battle of Shallowford, directed by Michael Lilly

Synopsis of The Battle of Shallowford

On a quiet Sunday night, the local regulars have gathered at Burton Mack’s general store, in the small town of Shallowford, NC.  It is October, 1938.  The rest of the world is poised on the brink of war, but the locals aren’t much worried about events in the world at large.  They’re more interested in the local gossip – and Burton’s general store is the best place to hear it.  The regulars include the gossipy, whining Clunette; fey church choirmaster Fred; lowlife, wild-eyed Newsome Jarvis, on hand with his “slow” son, Doodad; Mr. Roy, a one-armed World War I veteran who holds court at the store; egotistic local football hero Dewey Sowers; Burton’s restless young daughter, Ruthie; and her schoolmate Lonny Hutchins, a sci-fi aficionado.  All is calm; until, that is, they turn on the radio and learn that the Martians have invaded!  Of course, it is the famous Orson Welles broadcast they are listening to – but they fall for it, hook, line, and shotgun, and run out to do battle against the fearsome threat from the invading Martians.  Only Lonny suspects that something is fishy, but he’s got his hands full if he thinks he’s gonna deter the local yokels from their moment of glory. 
 



Critical Praise for The Battle of Shallowford . . .


. . . a wholesome dose of bittersweet comedy . . . very satisfying . . .

The Los Angeles Times



William D. Perkins, Bill Perkins, Tom Parkhill, Benjamin Moore, and Richard Groom in the Southern Appalachian Repertory Theater production of The Battle of Shallowford, directed by Hayward Ellis, with scenic design by Robert A. Wollin

 

. . . [The Battle of Shallowford is] a sentimental comedy that’s hilariously on target . . . resonates with a folksy, small town life I thought disappeared from popular culture . . . . [The play has] splendid character and is full of hilarious comic payoffs . . . . It could easily become a community theater staple in much the way the works of Larry Shue (The Nerd) have.

The Knoxville Journal

 

 

 

 


 



Tickle their funny bones, warm their hearts, don’t insult their intelligence: 
a play that can do that, I was once told, should have a long run and a broad
audience. 
The Battle of Shallowford hits that magic trio of traits.

The Knoxville News-Sentinel



What Simpson . . . . [does] best is display the simple homespun humanity
of people living in a small town.  They are delightful folks; each with dreams
and fears and quirks of their own.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal



. . . A warm and chucklesome portrait . . .

The Charlotte Observer



. . . A comedy that reaches into the past to touch the future . . .
plenty of laughs to go around.

The Greensboro News and Record




Rachel Lien as Ruthie in the Omaha Community Playhouse production of The Battle of Shallowford, directed by Susan Baer Collins, with scenic design by Keith Hart and costume design by Lynn Ridge

 

. . . A thought-provoking comedy . . . a Southern delight
that will warm and entertain.

The Nashville (NC) Graphic

 

 

 

 


 



The Battle of Shallowford is a novel and delightful evening.

The Indiana (PA) Gazette



[
The Battle of Shallowford] has all the ingredients to be a hit on the regional
theater circuit . . . a theatrical gem which could well shine for years to come.

The Asheville Citizen-Times

 


 


Over 60 Productions, Including . . .


Flat Rock Playhouse
Carnegie-Mellon
Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre
Omaha Community Theatre
Tennessee Stage Company
Charlotte Repertory Theatre
The Broach Theater
Cumberland County Playhouse
Theater 40
Summer Theater-by-the-Grove

 

 

Ed Simpson as Clunette, Matt Walker as Burton, Malcolm Bowes as Mr. Roy, Tobin Fisher as Doodad, Rich Nowell as Newsome, Maura Sciullo as Ruthie, and Matt Calvetti as Lonnie in the summer Theater-by-the-Grove production of The Battle of Shallowford

 


To inquire about performance rights for The Battle of Shallowford,
please contact:

Samuel French, Inc.
45 West 25th Street
New York, NY  10010
 

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